An Open Letter to Ellis Johnson

Last night you sat behind a table deep in the bowels of Williams Brice Stadium and faced the music. Coming off the worst defensive performance of the season, you sat down in front of the microphones and waited for the questions from reporters. I did not envy you, but I watched and listened and hoped for an explanation.

“When did the game turn against South Carolina?” a reporter asked you. You paused, focused, and answered, “Kickoff.” Nervous giggles percolated around the press room, but you were undeterred. You continued on with an assessment that Arkansas was too good for our defense, we couldn’t stop them, and all the coaches knew it.

The words you see here (right here in this sentence) are placed here instead of the twenty other sentences I have written, edited, censured, and rewritten to express to you my complete frustration at your performance and your attitude.

I don’t see what you see in practice. I don’t know a tenth of what you do about football. But it seems to me that defensive football comes down to four things: personnel, fundamentals, scheme, and attitude. I would like for your to consider the possibility that you are failing the team (and its fans) in all of these areas.

If SC fails to win the East, much of the blame belongs to this man

First, in looking at personnel, I would like for you to think back to last year’s unit. You had a relatively untested sophomore cornerback set to replace Captain Munnerlyn, who moved on to the NFL.  The player was Akeem Auguste, and he impressed you enough in practice to win the starting job by the season opener.  He went on to start at corner for the entire 2009 campaign, racking up 38 tackles, 10 pass breakups, and several tackles for loss. Despite his positive experience, this spring you experimented with Auguste at safety, and moved the starting safety, Chris Culliver over to corner.  Auguste never took to the change. In fact, he’s openly asked for the corner job back.  He has since struggled to stay ahead of D.J. Swearinger on the depth chart, and has look confused and uninspired for most of the 2010 campaign.

Coach, move Auguste back to corner. Pick up the phone and call him right now. Tell him that he will be the starting corner in the Swamp. He will be elated, and will focus this week like never before. I know it will be admitting you were wrong from the very beginning, but when we are down to a walkon at that corner spot due to injuries, it might be time to drop the ego and do what’s best for the team.

Now, as for fundamentals, I think we both know that the 2010 unit has regressed. Despite the fact that all of these starters are returning lettermen, this year we’ve watched them repeatedly take bad angles, drop sure interceptions, and display poor tackling technique.  I would like to suggest that you forgo some of your favorite “good on good” pass skels this week and instead run your stop troops through some introductory drills involving pursuit lines, head positioning, and wrapping up. I know this should be second nature to them now, but for whatever reason, you haven’t taught these guys how to do the basic things the right way yet.

As for scheme, you are the film room junkie, so I’ve gotta trust you on this one.  But I would suggest that the communication of this scheme, the education part of your job, is an integral component. You complained last night that, even on some of the good plays, your pupils were out-of-place.  Well coach, after multiple practices, hours of film, and nine freaking games, if your students don’t understand your lessons, then you may need to try a different teaching method.  How ’bout this: tell them to go play ball.  Tell them to relax, keep their eyes up, and play some man-to-man. I’d rather us lose by getting beat straight up than having our guys staring at each other in confusion and playing tentatively because you’ve got them in some esoteric zone hybrid that they don’t fully understand.  Keep it simple, and maybe we won’t all look so stupid.

Now we come to the one that motivates this entire diatribe.

Coach, your attitude stinks. You said on thursday prior that we couldn’t stop Arkansas and that we could only hope to limit them. I hope you weren’t telling our players that defeatist nonsense.  I hope instead that you were telling them that no quarterback, no matter how frankensteinishly large, is going to shuffle into our stadium and carve us up.  I hope you told them our goal was to shut Arkansas out, to make them wish they’d never got on the plane in the first place. I hope you tried to make them believe in themselves.

Because the bottom line deal on the 2010 pass defense is a lack of confidence.

Whether its from lack of understanding, lack of success, or lack of athleticism, our defensive backfield no longer believes in itself.  It shows in how they yell at each other, it shows in the ginormous cushions they give to the opponent’s wideouts, and it shows in their lack of interceptions. Confused and underconfident kids don’t execute, they don’t capitalize, and they don’t win.

Actually, now that I think about it, your answer was right.  And unless you change some things quickly, I can tell you when next week’s SEC East Championship game will be decided:

It will be over at kickoff.

Dang it Cully, You Made Me Miss You

My Favorite Target of Ire Gets the Last Laugh

Banal Gameday Predictions – Ark-n-saw Edition

Buck says: Arkansas 45, USC 42 – I hope I’m wrong, but the ingredients are in place for a loss, I just couldn’t decide how close it was going to be. Even with Greg Childs lost for the season, the Hogs have plenty of weapons to put plenty of points on the board – Mallett, Adams, Wright, D.J. Williams – and a great good average below average ok, pathetic running game, but enough to keep defenses honest. And if our defensive backfield hasn’t gotten better in a hurry, they won’t need a running game anyway. I think we will be able to keep up, but one turnover could doom us in a “last team with the ball wins” type of game. I don’t buy into the “this game doesn’t matter, we’re focused on Gainesville” rap, but it’s a nice excuse to have in our back pocket if things don’t go our way. This would be a really nice win if we can pull it off. Again, hope I’m wrong…

Tbone says: USC 33 Ark 27 – Buck is smoking Gainesville Grass if he thinks we can hang 40+ on . . . well, anyone. Turnovers will be a factor in this game, but in SC’s favor. I think the Sandstorm Troups make enough racket and the Dline gets enough push to be good for a couple of big Arkansas mistakes. Add in our two automatics for 100 yards (don’t make me name them) and I think we withstand a late Razorback Rally. Oh, and by the way, we are playing for something: an Arky wins gives the Chick-fil-a Bowl the excuse they desperately need to skip over us AGAIN.

A Porcus Miscellany

You know, sometimes I don’t get you people. I don’t think you appreciate what we are doing for you here, you spoiled readers of TRC. All along, even before the season began, we’ve been telling you that the Arkansas game was the most important game of the year doesn’t matter at all. You should be thanking your lucky stars to have such in-depth and consistent analysisat your fingertips.

We even predicted the Chris Culliver injury for crying out loud (not that we’re proud of that one). Its gonna seem strange to watch akickoff return defensive breakdown without Cully back there. Mad love to you, #15 #17, get better and go get paid next year.

Speaking of the secondary, we here at TRC would like to propose the following to our Secondary Coach, Defensive Coordinator, Pass Defense Coordinator, Lorenzo Ward: Auguste at one Corner position, Gilmore at the other,with Whitlock as backup. For the safeties/spurs, a volleyball rotation of Swearinger,Holloman,Jeffrey,and Antonio Allen – oneout, three in, when there is a bust,sita guy and everybody moves over one.Makes sense?

Oh, and speaking of Spurs – you ever see that movie Vanilla Sky? You know, that one where Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise playing a millionairewho hasproblems understanding reality? Yeah, that one. Anyway,perfect analogy for our kickoff returns under Coach Beamer. We don’t know if Coach Beameris the Penelope Cruz character (odd, quirky, compelling, redeeming)or the one played by Cameron Diaz (looksgreat on paperbut snakes in the head). Either way our 17 yards per return average makes ME want to jump off that skyscraper at the end of the flick. By now its pretty clear that pounding a 5’5″ guy up the gut each time isnot the answer. Open your eyes, Coach B, open your eyes.

While I’m complaining, news broke yesterday that we coulda had Cam Newton for a mere $200,000.00. Am I alone in askinghow theYES plan money is being used?

UPDATE: LSUFreak made my friday-funk all better with the following:

Nice touch with the Macbook

Special Feature: Test Your Auditory Stamina

Yes, we won. Yes, it was personal. And yes, it felt really, really good.

But this takes away almost all of my happiness. /runs away sobbing.

Author’s Visual Processing Review – Georgia Florida Overtime

Man on man if only the Gators would miss this thing
We could win the East if the Dawgs could play defense
Man that Richt is a strange dude, wonder if they will can him?

What exactly is wrong with his hair, by the way? Never thought I would say this, but dude needs to comb-over
Wait, what's that dude back there doing? Isn't that Grantham?
Is his throat sore? Is it an alignment signal? Is he teasing Rainey about his girlfriend?
Oh. My. God. He's taunting the Florida kicker. Unbelievable

SEC Weekly Bowl Projections

High Point of the Bowl-That-Must-Not-Be-Mentioned

With its 38-24 victory over the Tennessee Volunteers, South Carolina is bowl-eligible for the seventh consecutive year. The days where bowl eligibility were an unattainable goal for the season seem like a distant memory now, which is a testament to how far weve come as a program the importance of a twelve game season.

SO, with that milestone crossed, lets look at TRCs Weekly (NEW FEATURE!) SEC Bowl Projections:
BCS Title Game: Auburn vs. Oregon – Auburn has Fairy Magic on its side and will remain winfull (which is the opposite of winless).
Allstate Sugar Bowl: LSU vs. TCU physical defenses and low-brow tailgating (you thought I was gonna say offenses didnt you?)
Capitol One Bowl: Alabama vs. Ohio State The Boredom Bowl, The Serious Coach Bowl, The Felony Doesnt Make You Ineligible Bowl
Cotton Bowl: Mississippi State vs. Missouri The Ugly Stepsister of the Conference Bowl. Maybe the Big 12 10 and the SEC should just make them play each other 12 times a year.
Outback Bowl: Florida vs. Michigan State because they play each other in this bowl every year or at least it seems like it. What? They never have? Well, they should.
Chick-fil-a Bowl: Anyone-But-South-Carolina-No-Matter-How-Much-We-Have-to-Torture-the-Logic (Publically, the committee will simply say Arkansas) vs. Florida State.
Gator Bowl: South Carolina vs. Wisconsin – Logistics Man wants easy trip to Jax.
Music City Bowl [South Carolina sneers and quietly judges you in much the same way you treated us last year]: Georgia vs. Maryland because Georgia always gets a cupcake for Christmas.
Liberty Bowl: Kentucky vs. Houston. Sponsorship opportunity for Red Lobster Cheesy Biscuits pending selection.

SEC East Race – Graphic Explanation – UPDATED UPDATED UPDATED

And Then There Were Two

Banal Gameday Predictions – Tennessee Edition

Buck says: USC 37, UT 20. If there was ever a must win for South Carolina since joining the SEC, this is it. Every scenario that leads to the SECCG starts with awin against UT. A loss doesn’t mathematically eliminate the ‘Cocks, butrealistically wouldbe a mortal wound. UT scares me, simply becuase they’vebeen able to hang around with some pretty good teamsfor a while, and should’ve beaten LSU in Baton Rouge.But theVols are seriously depleted and demoralized, so I think we jump on them early and often. Look for another big game from the offense, starting with the opening drive. The defense needsa lock down performance to get their confidence up with Arkansas coming up next.It will be good to see #21on offense again, I’ve missed him so…

Tbonesays: SC 38, UT 10. What Buck said, but with better D. I think UT might score oncein their opening couple of series, but look for Travian Robertson, Ladi Ajiboyeand Devin Taylor to have big days from then on. Notice a certain someone missing from that list? So doI. So. do. I. Anyway, on offense I thinkGarcia is due some props on the national level, and this might the game for it to happen. BONUS prediction: two weeks is not enough to fix what’s wrong in Gainesville, UGa rolls.

This One’s Personal

I’m not sure when it started. Maybe it was in 1992 when former walk-on Hank Campbell dropped UT just short of that game-tying 2 point conversion. That loss ultimately knocked the Vols out of the SEC East race that year, so it must have hurt. Maybe that was the beginning, but regardless, it always seems like the Volunteers particularly enjoy smacking South Carolina down. The numbers don’t help the perception, as Carolina has only defeated Tennessee three times since joining the conference.
But it goes deeper than the records. Tennessee has made many a career by stealing our best players and then beating us with them. It’s no secret that former head coach Philip Fulmer liked to raid the state for talent, and it’s also no secret that our coaches fought him tooth and nail. But regardless, the pattern established itself throughout the last two decades: Tennessee took the best two or three players from the state, and South Carolina was left to divide the scraps with C.T.U.
Just take a look at the following short (and not nearly exhaustive) list: Shaun Ellis, Dominique Stevenson, Darwin Walker, Albert Haynesworth, Jon Hefney, Anthony McDaniel, Eric Young, Robert Ayers. All from South Carolina. All spurned the home state school to play for the Volunteers. Most, if not all, went on to NFL careers.
[Speaking of Haynesworth, he will always be a pariah to Gamecock fans. No one will forget how he stood victorious in the end zone that year at Williams Brice and taunted our departing fans while waving a UT flag. It was classless, but it also particularly stung like a betrayal.]
The SC to UT pipeline was so understood, so part of the southern football landscape, that when Derek Watson spurned the Volunteers and signed with Lou Holtz’s Gamecocks, the UT coaching staff assumed that major NCAA violations were involved. After years of NCAA scrutiny brought about by Fulmer’s report, no major violations were uncovered (I think maybe Buddy Pough bought Derek a burger at the Williamston McDonalds when he shouldn’t have or something, but still).
Then came the defection of our former Recruiting Coordinator David Reeves. One day he was recruiting for us, and the next he was calling those same recruits and telling them Carolina was all wrong for them. Again, maybe it was part of his job, but for sensitive Carolina fans, it was another betrayal and another attempt to keep the UT jackboot on our state’s neck.
As a culmination of years of insults and defeats (both on the field and in the recruits’ living rooms), UT coaching wunderkind Lane Kiffin was overheard telling then-highschooler Alshon Jeffrey that if he went to South Carolina he “would pump gas for the rest of his life.”
To Carolina fans it felt like the nuclear option of insults, despite the fact that it backfired and Jeffrey signed with USC. The slight was all over the media, and stays with us stillin the football zeitgeist even though young Kiffin fled to the west coast soon thereafter.
Then we saw the photo from the Byrnes High School game. You know the photo. The one with Corey Miller and the young ladies in it.
I, for one, understood the photo to be further evidence of just how far Tennessee would go to keep Carolina down.
So just after noon this Saturday, when toe meets leather and another UT-SC matchup begins, I want you to know this, Coach Dooley: you and your orange-clad soldiers are about as welcomed in Williams Brice as, let’s see, I’m looking for a historical analogy . . . .. . . . .