Defensive Coordinators around the Southeastern Conference have struggled to contain University of Kentucky WR/QB/RB/Superman Randall Cobb for a couple of years now. The answer is now apparent: the man is powerless against Red Lobster Cheesy Biscuits.
His twitter feed tells the tale. First, the Insult:
Next, the Proposed Resolution:
And finally, the Capitulation (a scant three hours later):
League D-coordinators, take note. Cheesy Biscuits are this Superman’s kryptonite.