SEC Weekly Bowl Projections

BCS Title Game:  Auburn vs. Oregon - an under-reported nugget: Nick Fairley has a Lagarrette Blount tattoo.

Allstate Sugar Bowl: LSU vs.Boise State – Sugar, Balls and Grass.  And Balls.

Capitol One Bowl: Alabama vs. Ohio State –  80,000 fans spend money on hotel rooms and pork rinds making the selection committee happy, but then snooze through this completely mind-numbing matchup along with the rest of America.  Tradition on display?  Yes.  Exciting football?  puullleaze.

Cotton Bowl: Arkansas vs. Oklahoma –  The Houston Nutt Bowl.  Look it Up.

Outback Bowl: Mississippi State vs. Michigan State – Bizarro Dawgs against the Bizarro Spartans.  Expect bizarro ratings (i.e. only measureable in the world of Htrae [NERD ALERT!])

Chick-fil-a Bowl: Anyone-But-South-Carolina-No-Matter-How-Much-We-Have-to-Torture-the-Logic (Publically, the committee will simply say “Florida”) vs. NC State.

Gator Bowl: South Carolina vs. Iowa- a long way to fall because a) The Capitol One marauding hordes selection committee loves Bama, b) The Outback has seen us enough already and would like to date around a little, and c) the marketing staff at the Chick-fil-a Bowl is immune to the genius of game birds in a poultry-based bowl.

Music City Bowl: Hey, look who ended up with seven wins!  Red Lobster Cheesy Biscuits!  Kentucky vs. Maryland!  Exclamation points cannot rescue this boring matchup!!!!

Liberty Bowl: Tennessee vs. Houston [or somebody, we get nappy whenever Conference USA is on].  Actually a good result for the post-Kiffined Vols.  At least the UT players will be scrubbed clean.  That’s  something, Memphis, its something.

Birmingham Bowl: Georgia vs Louisville –  AJ Green spurned the hometown school for this?   BBBWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA! /writhes on ground in unrelenting mirth.