Snap Judgments: UNC @ USC Edition

Photo credit to Juan Blas, thebigspur.com
Photo credit to Juan Blas, thebigspur.com

Some quick, barely researched, not fully formed thoughts from Carolina’s 27-10 victory over the University of North Carolina last night:

Quick Strike – As we waited anxiously yesterday for the start of the season’s first game, my texting with Tbone and the Gman devolved into the most banal of all conversations: what would be our first play call. I stated we would run one nondescript running play and then HBC would take a shot deep on the second play. I was way off, it was the third play. Long live the HBC.

#Clowneygassed – Patting myself on the back for a second time already, here is what I said in our TRC Unleashed podcast earlier this week. And here is the moment it happened.

We all agree the Worldwide Leader is completely out of control in their coverage of Jadeveon Clowney. A defensive lineman has never been watched and scrutinized this much in the history of the college game, so we shouldn’t be at all surprised at the overkill last night. Perhaps Chris B. Brown of Smart Football put it best:

The ESPN crew was probably over-critical, the Twitter defense of Clowney swung too far to the other side. The truth is somewhere in between. I think there is a little reason to be concerned, especially considering a 4:30 kick next weekend at Athens. But at the same time I believe by game four of five we will have forgotten the topic altogether.

Tremendous credit to Clowney in the presser by the way, basically saying “I know you want to talk about my conditioning, let’s go.” He has become so comfortable with the media, and will take them head on when necessary.

I Repeat, Long Live the HBC – On USC’s first possession after the Mike Davis 75-yard touchdown, up 27-10, it appeared the Gamecocks were going to ground the Tar Heels into a fine powder. USC ran eight plays for 49 yards, including 34 on five carries for Brandon Wilds to move into Tar Heel territory. Then, on the last play of the third quarter, Spurrier decided to go for the throat. Connor Shaw was sacked for a 10-yard loss, essentially killing the drive. Why look long ball when you’re asserting your dominance at the LOS? Because you’re Steve Spurrier, and methodical, soul-killing ground and pound drives don’t hold a candle to a quick, soul-killing fly pattern for a TD. Just another reason to ❤ him.

Player and Play of the Game – Mike Davis went 12-115 and this touchdown. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen a breakaway run like that from someone in a Gamecock uniform, and Davis’ speed was unexpected and impressive. Honorable mention to Connor Shaw, whose numbers won’t jump off the page, but had a typical Connor Shaw game. Just do us a favor and slide, son. Second honorable mention to Brandon Wilds, who looked super.

Fry Daddy – Elliott Fry was an unknown heading into fall camp, but his consistent placekicking won him the job over veteran Landon (Linkin?) Ard and scholarship kicker Nick St. Germain. We closed our eyes, crossed our fingers and clutched our rosary beads as he lined up for a 39-yard field goal in the first quarter. Not only did he make it, it was dead center and a high kick. (Ask 2006 Ryan Succop about the value of high kicks.) Fry went on to make all his attempts, and if his start is any indication maybe placekicking won’t be the sore spot we thought it would be. [presses anti-jinx button multiple times]

The Legend of Kane Whitehurst – Much was made of Kane Whitehurst the first two days of fall practice, then he fell off the radar as other guys took center stage. But on one of his few plays Saturday night he got behind his defender and shakily hauled in the first touchdown catch of his career. Now, before you get too excited, he was the third option at best on the play, and there was an obvious breakdown in the UNC secondary. Still, it was a lot of fun, and hopefully he’ll continue to get opportunities to show what he can do.

Fast-paced and Low-impact – As was pointed out in the post-game last night, UNC was held to ten points even though they ran 79 plays. They were also held to 293 yards of total offense after gaining more than 400 yards in every game in 2012. Personally, I was especially happy we didn’t give up a garbage touchdown late. Those always seem to put a little damper on things.

The Dirty North (Carolina) – I will give Larry Fedora the benefit of the doubt and choose to believe he doesn’t teach these things to his players, but the Tar Heels had two egregious “dirty” plays last night. First, there was this hit on Victor Hampton which was inexplicably not flagged. And then, late in the fourth this clip by offensive lineman Kiaro Holts on Clowney, which was not just dirty, but DIRTY.

I’m all for protecting players and flagging obvious head shots, but targeting of the lower body needs to enter the conversation at some point. What if one of Clowney’s feet had been planted when Holts intentionally rolled into him? We could have lost him for next week, or God forbid, much longer. D.J. Swearinger had a point when defending himself from criticism of his hit on Dustin Keller: if you tell players they have to go low to avoid penalties and suspensions, then you better be prepared to deal with more broken legs and knee surgeries.

It will be interesting to see if the ACC or Larry Fedora do anything to either of the offending UNC players this week.

Where’d I Put That Gameday Roster? – One very pleasing outcome from last night was all of the jersey numbers I didn’t recognize on defense. We needed to be deep because of the heat and humidity, and not only did a lot of guys play, but the vast majority played well when they were in the game. We have some work do do on securing tackles and pursuit angles, but the play of the new guys was encouraging. Freshman Skai Moore with six tackles, BTW.

Gamesmanship – With less than a minute to go the HBC threw a deep ball towards Pharoh Cooper that Fedora didn’t appreciate so much. (Spurrier’s excuse was a little lame, if he wanted to get Cooper the ball because he was from North Carolina there are a myriad of short patterns he could’ve run. He obviously wanted to twist the knife. Again, <3.) In turn Fedora called a timeout with five seconds left. Spurrier then called his own timeout with five seconds left. I was hoping Spurrier would go long again, but he decided to punt it away. It is doubtful this will be forgotten come 2015.

Injury Report – J.J. Marcus appears to be done for a while after he dislocated a shoulder, and J.T. Surratt has a foot contusion and is questionable for next week’s tilt against Georgia. Victor Hampton narrowly escaped being murdered on multiple occasions last night.

Enjoy your weekend folks, big game next week.

TRC Film Room: Tale of the Tar Heel Tape

So, it’s the Tar Heels to start the season?

OK, sounds good.

Don’t know anything about North Carolina’s football squad, you say?

Well, we don’t either.

To be fair, we don’t really play UNC that often.  Time was we lobbied hard for an annual matchup with our northern neighbors:  they had the stronger national brand, even in football, so it made sense for us.  But they demurred, and we got stuck with a yearly regional pseudo-rivalry with the Pirates of East Carolina.

Now, with our brand seemingly on the rise, and theirs mired in multiple NCAA violations, it appears they want an annual game with us.  A chance to bask in our reflected light, perhaps?

Obviously we should turn them down, but for this season, heck THIS WEEK, we have a game to play.  And since we could all use an education on the particular brand of hurry up ACC football the other Carolina plays, we decided to do a little film study.

We broke out our trusty google box and typed in “tarheel football 2012”, and the following popped up on top:

Tarheel football highlights 2012

So let’s review the film, and feel free to press play and pause to learn along with us:

First, what is this song?  It’s so, so, very ‘North Carolina,’ isn’t it?

0:01  Man they really love these cartoon cute chrome helmets, don’t they?

0:10  Still with the chrome love, or maybe the time stamp is wrong, and this is a Miley VMA Reaction Video.

0:17  Dear half-empty stadium, please cheer for us. Sincerely, Random Tarheel Player.

0:20  American Flag. OK, we will give you that one, UNC. Love us some stars and stripes.

0:24  More American Flag. Are there actual football highlights coming at some point?

0:40  Totally random sideline sprint. Guy looks fast, though.

0:46  This appears to be from an actual football game, but is mostly just crowd (albeit sparse) hugging.

0:56  A full minute in and we are finally to something that can legitimately be called a football play. But alas, it’s just a pitch sweep to the field against FCS Elon of the Southern (we think) conference. Limited analytical value.

1:09  UNC DT falls flat on his face, but still has time to stand back up and sack VTech’s Logan Thomas. This tells us a ton about Mr. Thomas, but very little about the Heels.

1:13  Back to the Elon tilt, bet this punt is gonna go for 6.

1:24  Wait, illegal block in the back, play is coming back. Did they really just try to use a nonplay as a highlight?

1:31  Miami game. Swing pass. Demonstration of the new targeting rule apparently. This would absolutely be a 15 yard penalty and an ejection this year. We will accept this in the spirit of a PSA, and move on.

1:40  Slowmo replay of the unsportsmanlike targeting of a defenseless player. Noted.

1:42  The old flea flicker against, I don’t know Wake Forest probably.

1:50  Another deep pass, down the sideline this time against Wake. Note the stands for this home conference game, which are empty.

1:53  Miami game, zone read to the boundary. Appears to be a well executed and blocked play, although that guard manages to–can we call that ‘running?’– stay in the play for a surprising amount of time.

2:02  Another punt return. I’ve only seen effort this poor in punt coverage once before.

2:17  Another zone read to the boundary side against Wake, I guess.  Wake level of derpness ensues.  #6 has some impressive hair.

2:24   American Flag at midfield.  Geeze guys isn’t this getting to be a bit much?  Wait, this might not be Wake, after all.  It might be a team that is even WORSE.

2:29   A highlight.  While trailing.  29-0 in the second quarter.  Really, guys?

2:39  Wait, they have to play East Carolina, too?  I take back all the snark, now I just feel sorry for them.

TRC Unleashed, Episode 48: Kevin McCrarey Helps Preview the Tar Heels

TRC Unleashed returns from our summer sabbatical just in time to preview the University of North Carolina with the help of Kevin McCrarey from SportsTalk. KMac helps break down the Tar Heels, plus the crazy offseason, whether or not Jadeveon Clowney can live up to the hype, and how tensions have never been higher in the South Carolina-Clemson rivalry. (Interview begins at 17:15.)

On either side of the interview the TRC gang is a bit more punch drunk than usual, trying to figure out why we are so stinking worried about this game on Thursday. We also answer some Twitter questions from our pals Nate, Jon-Michael, Adam, and our own bitter rivals over at the @HalfCockedShow.

Join us for a rip-roaring hour of Gamecock sports, because you know you missed us.

Click here or click the graphic to listen. And enjoy!

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Gamecock Flashback: THE MUSIC

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Pronounced with a “umpty”

By popular demand, below is a list of all the bumper music used during our Gamecock Flashback series. Each of these songs appeared on the Billboard Hot 100 list during the Flashback year. Some songs mean something re: Gamecock football – “Faith”, “Scar Tissue”, “Save a Horse” – and some have no relevance whatsoever besides a connection to that year and maybe I was in a hurry – “Wannabe”, “Tik Tok”.

Enjoy!

  • 1987 – “Walk Like an Egyptian”, The Bangles
  • 1988 – “Faith”, George Michael
  • 1989 – “Fight the Power”, Public Enemy
  • 1990 – “Love Shack”, B-52’s
  • 1991 – “Good Vibrations”, Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch
  • 1992 – “Jump Around”, House of Pain
  • 1993 – “Mr. Wendal”, Arrested Development
  • 1994 – “Loser”, Beck
  • 1995 – “Waterfalls”, TLC
  • 1996 – “I Got Shit”, Pearl Jam
  • 1997 – “Wannabe”, Spice Girls
  • 1998 – “Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It”, Will Smith
  • 1999 – “Scar Tissue”, Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2000 – “Breakout”, Foo Fighters
  • 2001 – “Izzo (H.O.V.A)”, Jay-Z
  • 2002 – 2003 – “Hot in Herre”, Nelly and “In Da Club”, 50 Cent
  • 2004 – “Drop it Like It’s Hot”, Snoop Dogg
  • 2005 – “Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy”, Big & Rich
  • 2006 – “SexyBack”, Justin Timberlake
  • 2007 – “Rehab”, Amy Winehouse
  • 2008 – “Let It Rock”, Kevin Rudolf
  • 2009 – “Heartless”, Kanye West
  • 2010 – “Tik Tok”, Ke$ha
  • 2011 – “Rolling in the Deep”, Adele
  • 2012 – “Glad You Came”, The Wanted

Jadeveon Clowney Will Win the Heisman If…

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Heisman or no, he is a bad, bad man.

We are well below our quota of Jadeveon Clowney blog posts which is hurting our #pageview situation so here you go you know you can’t get enough.

Two days ago ESPN came out with its first Heisman watch of the year and not surprisingly Jadeveon Clowney occupied the top spot. Our own opinion is that’s nice, it’s good exposure for us, and we’re happy and proud to see him there. But the odds are very much against him winning the Heisman even though he is starting out in front and even though he is the most hyped college defensive player of all time.

Long odds do not mean impossible, however. A lot will have to fall into place for it to happen, and we decided to take a look at some of those things.

So, Jadeveon Clowney will win the Heisman if:

The rest of the defensive line is as good as we think they’ll be. The worst argument I’ve seen against Clowney winning the trophy is something along the lines of “teams will game plan for him”. OH NO, HE MIGHT GET DOUBLE OR *GASP* TRIPLE TEAMED! I got news for you, college coaches have been game planning for J.D. Clowney since his freshman year. The reason he’s still been successful is because of how good the guys beside and behind him have been. Those guys need to be, and I believe will be, good again. You cannot commit two guys, much less three, to Clowney on every down when there are players like Sutton, Quarles and Surratt to deal with on the same line. If the offense tries to play one-on-one, Clowney will win that most of the time. If Clowney gets double teamed he’ll win a lot of those, but it also opens things up for other guys to make plays. Pick your poison 2013 opponents.

The competition is “meh”. Offensive players like Johnny Manziel and Tajh Boyd (yeah, I said it) have the potential to put up record-breaking, mind-boggling numbers. If they do that and their teams win, which they likely will, then Clowney has an uphill battle. The reason is the voters/pundits have fewer ways to quantify Clowney’s impact versus 3800 yards passing and 35 touchdowns. Clowney needs the rest of the competition to be “meh”, not so impressive.

Double-digit sacks and TFL’s. See above, he will still need numbers to make his case. “Dude, did you see The Hit” won’t get him very far.

Speaking of, he has to have something close to a “The Hit” moment. We all know there will never be another “The Hit”. There just won’t. But he needs a spectacular play or two to help the cause – interception(s), caused and recovered fumbles, and a touchdown or two. The only defensive player to ever win the Heisman, Charles Woodson, had his campaign boosted by his punt return exploits and by playing on offense as well. We know J.D. isn’t going to play offense, so he’ll need a handful of spectacular plays in his portfolio.

We win all, or almost all, of our games. That’s just the way it goes, your team almost has to be BCS or fringe BCS. (I know A&M wasn’t a BCS team, but Manziel’s performance against the eventual National Champion had the same effect.)

McCarron and Yeldon cancel each other out. Alabama will probably go undefeated, so one of these guys will be in the race. If they both have great seasons, they might just split the votes for the best guy on the best team.

Win every individual battle. There cannot be even the perception that a tackle like Tiny Richardson or Taylor Lewan got the best of him for 60 minutes. That will be a killer.

We beat Clemson. I believe Tajh Boyd will be in the Heisman conversation because he will have great numbers and he’ll be on a team that will have between zero and two losses when they get to Columbia in November. It’s at that point that we can kill his Heisman hopes, and boost those of Jadeveon Clowney. Provided all or most of the other things mentioned above happen.

So there you have it, a simple roadmap for Jadeveon Clowney to win the Heisman.

Should we just go ahead and give it to him?

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Don’t know @kevROSHAY, don’t know anything about the guy. But when someone gives you the greatest artwork of 20th and 21st centuries you don’t ask questions, you just post it without his permission. This is pure genius.

More of his work at kevjuice.com.

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Please Shut Up With This

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If you want to make a semantical argument that what Jadeveon Clowney did to Vincent Smith in the 2013 Outback Bowl wasn’t a “great” play, we can have that conversation. Yes, he ran through unblocked and hit the guy he was supposed to hit, so if you want to say the play – as in the movement he took to get to the ball carrier and tackle him – wasn’t “great”, then fine.

But you must admit that because of the physical prowess of Clowney the play was “special”, and at the very least “impressive”. As in the most impressive display of explosiveness you have ever seen from a defensive lineman. EVER.

For Devin Gardner to say what he says in the above tweet (assuming McMurphy’s quote is accurate, and I have little reason to believe it is not) is just incredibly disingenuous. Blocks are missed in every game. Tackles are made by unblocked defenders in every game. And on occasion helmets come off because of hard tackles.

But name the last time you saw a ball carrier’s helmet come to rest ten yards behind where he was tackled. You can’t, because this was a once-in-a-lifetime play. Throw in the fact Clowney has the presence of mind to take his big left paw and pick the ball up and try to run with it is just over the top. THAT is why it is so special.

So opponents, Clemson fans, haters, just shut up and enjoy the play. Just because your guy didn’t do it doesn’t make it any less impressive.

@ITS_DABO Clears Up “Overall Champs” Statement

TRC welcomes internet sensation Jorge Stevens (@Jorge_Stevens) of Garnet and Black Attack to do an interpretive writing as @ITS_DABO interpreting Dabo Swinney clearing up the following tweet:

Overall Champs

FROM THE MIND OF DABO SWINNEY

YALL IN THIS DAY AN AGE WORDS GET YANKED OUT OF CONTENTS MORE OFTEN THEN WE SCORE ON SATURDAYS. SO I FEEL THE NEED TO CLEAR UP THE WATERS A BIT ABOUT SOMETHING I SAID AT THAT OL’ TREE RING CIRCUS YALL MIGHT KNOW AS ACC MEDIA DAYS. TALK ABOUT A ZOO (ALL THO I GEUSS THAT MAKES US THE ANIMALS! HAHA #JOSHIN)

FIRST AND FORTHMOST, WHEN I SAID THAT THE ACC WOULD PERDUCE THE “OVERALL CHAMPION’ I WAS NOT REFERRING TO THE CLOTHING GARNMENT OVERALLS. NOW BEFORE YALL CHASE ME OUTTA HERE WITH BURNING TORCHES AND PITCHFORK’S LIKE YOU WERE BEFORE WE BEAT LSU (SEC SUX) LET ME SAY THAT I AM PRO OVERALLS. ANY TIME YOU CAN WARE ONE THING AND IT COUNTS FOR A SHIRT AND PANTS, BUBBA YOUR DOING SOMETHING RIGHT! TRUTH BE TOLD I GOT A WHOLE RACK OF THEM SUCKERS ALL ORANGE OF COURSE (CEPT FOR ONE CRIMSON JUST IN CASE ID NEED IT FOR AN OB-JAY INTERVIEW HAHA #JOSHINAGAIN HAHA)

NOW WHEN I SAID OVERALL CHAMPIONS I WAS OF COURSE REFERING TO THE OVERALL FOOTBALL PRIZE. THE CYRSTAL BALL! ALL THE MARBALS! THE FULL SLICE OF PIE! WAIT IS THAT A PHRASE PEOPLE SAY? AH HECK IT DONT MATTER CAUSE ITS ALL TALKIN BOUT THE SAME THING. THE OVERALL, NATIONAL CHAMPION SHIP.

 SO WHY DO I THINK THE ACC IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME AWAY FROM TAKEN HOME ALL THAT HARDWARE/ FIVE WORDS: C L A S S. (HAHA, ALRIGHT YALL ADMIT IF YOU CHUCKLED AFTER READING A S S I KNOW I DID) CAUSE WEATHER ITS IN CHAPLE HILL, TALAHAS…SS..SSS…EE, OR UP HERE IN CLEMSON SAH KAH LAH, THE ACC CARRYS ITSELF WITH CLASS AND DINGITY UNLIKE CERTAIN OTHER CONFRENCES (UH LOOKIN DOWN YOUR WAY COLUMBIA.) SO WHILE JADVON CLOWNEY SPOUTS OF ABOUT WHOS SCARED AND WHO HE ALEGEDLY SAKCED OR BEAT OR WHATEVER, WE CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. LIKE I ALWAYS TELL MY PLAYERS, DONT RESPOND–LET YOUR ACTIONS DO THE TALKIN EVEN IF YOUR ACTION IS USING A BIBLE VERSE TO PASSIVE AGRESIVLY RESPOND ON A SOCIAL NETWORK. 

SPEAKING OF MR BIG TALKER CLOWNY, CONGRATS ON YOURE ESPY AWARD…… TO BAD IT NEVER SHOULDA HAPPENED YOU BIG CHEAT! ANY REFERREE WORTH HIS SALT WOULDA THROUGH A FLAG AGFTER THAT PLAINLY ILLEGAL HIT ON THAT POOR KID (REST IN PIECE). ITS WIDELY KNOW’N WE HAVE THE BEST REF’S IN THE LAND UP HERE IN ACC COUNTRY. YOU BETTER BELIEVE RON CHERRY WOULDVE TOSSED THAT KID WITHOUT THINKING TWICE. BUT OF COURSE THE SEC GETS ALL THE CALLS WHICH IS WHY THERE ALWAYS THE OVERALL CHAMPS

 BUT I REGRESS. BACK TO MY ORIGINAL POINT WHICH IS MY QUOTE ABOUT OVERALL CHAMPIONS AS IT WAS INTENTED. IT REFERS WINNING THE CHICK FILET BOWL, ER, BCS CHAMPIONSHP GAME AND NOT I REPEAT NOT THE CLOTHS ITEM. BUT HECK IF I HAD TO GUESS ID SAY CLEMSON IS ALREDY HOME TO THE OVERALLS NATIONAL CHAMPIONS JUDGIN ON THE CROWDS AT MEMORIAL. BOY HOWDY THERE’S OVERALLS EVERYWHERE! BY THE WAY MY FAVRITE IS THE KIND WITH THE LITTLE TRAP DOOR ON THE SEAT WHICH MAKES IT EASY IN CASE I NEED TO TAKE A SPURRIER.

(THATS WHAT I CALL POO! HAHA)

ALL IN

DABO SWINNEY

If I Could Freeze Time

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I have enjoyed this week. I have enjoyed this week of Gamecock football more than any non-football week ever. And I wish I could freeze time right here, and soak it in for just a little longer.

This week brought us:

I want to freeze time right here because we have these two guys, arguably the best player in South Carolina history and not arguably the best coach in South Carolina history. I want to freeze time right here because of the team we’ll be fielding in six weeks, and the possibilities. Oh, the possibilities.

Survive week one; sneak out of Athens with a win; run that three-game middle-of-the-season road gauntlet; beat Florida for the SEC East; beat Clemson for that elusive thumb ring; Atlanta; Pasadena?

It’s fun to think about. Today.

We say we can’t WAIT for football season, and I’m with you. But the truth is when we start practice in about two weeks our grandiose dreams of roses will fade into another hallmark of Gamecock fandom: we’ll start to worry.

A two-quarterback system never works. Our linebackers are SO young. Who is our go-to receiver? Oh no, <insert player name> tweaked an ankle. If we don’t get pressure on the quarterback we’re going to get picked apart. Why the hell aren’t we running the ball more? Why the hell aren’t we throwing the ball more?  

It’s completely natural. Especially for us. Natural to wring our hands and rub our faces. I do it every Saturday in the fall.

So today, July 19, 2013, I want to think about Spurrier and Clowney and Gamecock football just the way it is. It’s fun. And we’re good. Really good. We haven’t had this much fun, or been this good, in our 131-year history.    

Maybe we’ll win all our games. Maybe we won’t.

Either way, it’s great to be a Gamecock. Especially today.