@ITS_DABO Clears Up “Overall Champs” Statement

TRC welcomes internet sensation Jorge Stevens (@Jorge_Stevens) of Garnet and Black Attack to do an interpretive writing as @ITS_DABO interpreting Dabo Swinney clearing up the following tweet:

FROM THE MIND OF DABO SWINNEY

YALL IN THIS DAY AN AGE WORDS GET YANKED OUT OF CONTENTS MORE OFTEN THEN WE SCORE ON SATURDAYS. SO I FEEL THE NEED TO CLEAR UP THE WATERS A BIT ABOUT SOMETHING I SAID AT THAT OL’ TREE RING CIRCUS YALL MIGHT KNOW AS ACC MEDIA DAYS. TALK ABOUT A ZOO (ALL THO I GEUSS THAT MAKES US THE ANIMALS! HAHA #JOSHIN)

FIRST AND FORTHMOST, WHEN I SAID THAT THE ACC WOULD PERDUCE THE “OVERALL CHAMPION’ I WAS NOT REFERRING TO THE CLOTHING GARNMENT OVERALLS. NOW BEFORE YALL CHASE ME OUTTA HERE WITH BURNING TORCHES AND PITCHFORK’S LIKE YOU WERE BEFORE WE BEAT LSU (SEC SUX) LET ME SAY THAT I AM PRO OVERALLS. ANY TIME YOU CAN WARE ONE THING AND IT COUNTS FOR A SHIRT AND PANTS, BUBBA YOUR DOING SOMETHING RIGHT! TRUTH BE TOLD I GOT A WHOLE RACK OF THEM SUCKERS ALL ORANGE OF COURSE (CEPT FOR ONE CRIMSON JUST IN CASE ID NEED IT FOR AN OB-JAY INTERVIEW HAHA #JOSHINAGAIN HAHA)

NOW WHEN I SAID OVERALL CHAMPIONS I WAS OF COURSE REFERING TO THE OVERALL FOOTBALL PRIZE. THE CYRSTAL BALL! ALL THE MARBALS! THE FULL SLICE OF PIE! WAIT IS THAT A PHRASE PEOPLE SAY? AH HECK IT DONT MATTER CAUSE ITS ALL TALKIN BOUT THE SAME THING. THE OVERALL, NATIONAL CHAMPION SHIP.

 SO WHY DO I THINK THE ACC IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME AWAY FROM TAKEN HOME ALL THAT HARDWARE/ FIVE WORDS: C L A S S. (HAHA, ALRIGHT YALL ADMIT IF YOU CHUCKLED AFTER READING A S S I KNOW I DID) CAUSE WEATHER ITS IN CHAPLE HILL, TALAHAS…SS..SSS…EE, OR UP HERE IN CLEMSON SAH KAH LAH, THE ACC CARRYS ITSELF WITH CLASS AND DINGITY UNLIKE CERTAIN OTHER CONFRENCES (UH LOOKIN DOWN YOUR WAY COLUMBIA.) SO WHILE JADVON CLOWNEY SPOUTS OF ABOUT WHOS SCARED AND WHO HE ALEGEDLY SAKCED OR BEAT OR WHATEVER, WE CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. LIKE I ALWAYS TELL MY PLAYERS, DONT RESPOND–LET YOUR ACTIONS DO THE TALKIN EVEN IF YOUR ACTION IS USING A BIBLE VERSE TO PASSIVE AGRESIVLY RESPOND ON A SOCIAL NETWORK. 

SPEAKING OF MR BIG TALKER CLOWNY, CONGRATS ON YOURE ESPY AWARD…… TO BAD IT NEVER SHOULDA HAPPENED YOU BIG CHEAT! ANY REFERREE WORTH HIS SALT WOULDA THROUGH A FLAG AGFTER THAT PLAINLY ILLEGAL HIT ON THAT POOR KID (REST IN PIECE). ITS WIDELY KNOW’N WE HAVE THE BEST REF’S IN THE LAND UP HERE IN ACC COUNTRY. YOU BETTER BELIEVE RON CHERRY WOULDVE TOSSED THAT KID WITHOUT THINKING TWICE. BUT OF COURSE THE SEC GETS ALL THE CALLS WHICH IS WHY THERE ALWAYS THE OVERALL CHAMPS

 BUT I REGRESS. BACK TO MY ORIGINAL POINT WHICH IS MY QUOTE ABOUT OVERALL CHAMPIONS AS IT WAS INTENTED. IT REFERS WINNING THE CHICK FILET BOWL, ER, BCS CHAMPIONSHP GAME AND NOT I REPEAT NOT THE CLOTHS ITEM. BUT HECK IF I HAD TO GUESS ID SAY CLEMSON IS ALREDY HOME TO THE OVERALLS NATIONAL CHAMPIONS JUDGIN ON THE CROWDS AT MEMORIAL. BOY HOWDY THERE’S OVERALLS EVERYWHERE! BY THE WAY MY FAVRITE IS THE KIND WITH THE LITTLE TRAP DOOR ON THE SEAT WHICH MAKES IT EASY IN CASE I NEED TO TAKE A SPURRIER.

(THATS WHAT I CALL POO! HAHA)

ALL IN

DABO SWINNEY