So the nation’s number one recruit, Jadeveon Clowney, landed in Clemson, SC for an official visit this weekend. I’m concerned, or course, but not because the CTU crowd will be just as happy to negative recruit the kid to Bama as they would be to sign him outright. Instead, I’m concerned that Clowney might be swayed by the Tiger’s newly acquired mascot.
New mascot you say? Why yes, I answer, and posit the following video evidence for your consideration (before you watch, two things; 1) that’s not a litter box, that’s Littlejohn Colliseum, and 2) you aren’t hearing Russian, that’s just what really inbred mountain folk sound like):