Need to get down field and help cover the kick – wha?
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Coach Swinney says I’m as good as half the NFL punters – Wha!?!
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Lets see, she said bread, milk, and OH MY GOD!
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You know what I like? Soup. I really really like Soup -Oh Sweet Lord, That Hurts!
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Hey look at me, I’m running really fast, I bet I look like Alshon Jeff-THE PAIN!
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So I said, yes Coach, he does look cute in that unifo-SWEET FANCY MOSES!
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Derp, Derp, Derp, Derpity-Derp, ODIN’S BEARD!
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forgot to add:
“Didn’t The Rubber Chickens have a third contributor? OH SNAP I’M DEAD!”