Foto Friday: Things Dabo Cares About More Than Deshaun Watson’s Knees Edition

A list of twenty four things Dabo Swinney apparently cares about more than the long term health of his star football player, Deshaun Watson.

1. Primal Scream Therapy

2.  Pleated Front No Iron Cotton Dockers (TM):

3.  Pointing at things:

4.  Funny hats:

5.  The start of fall practice:

6. Eavesdropping on other guys coaching football:

7. Simultaneously drinking a Coke Zero and holding a helmet while getting a belly rub:

8. The Front Piggyback:

9.  That girl named Vicki in 10th grade science class.  She was really cool.  I think she moved or something:

10.  The Bros always being there for you:

11.  The Double Fist Pump:

12.  Reminiscing about college days during a sleepover at Mom’s:

13. Speed limit immunity:

14. Golden showers:

14.  Fruit:

15.  The little front pocket you can improvise right behind your belt and above your junk:

16.  Close talking:

17.  The Big Three:  Gum, Whistle, and Important-looking-card-that-is-actually-a-grocery-list:

18.  Stuffed animals:

19.  The Original Fatz Triple Threat Sampler Platter (TM):

22.  Carefully choreographed vignettes that suggest a faithful loyalty that gullible fans will fervently believe:

 

21.  What this guy thinks about the job you are doing:

22.  Finally getting a win against South Carolina:

23. Job Security:

24.  William Christopher Swinney: