Buck: First thought: thousand bucks says Lattimore gets the first touch tonight on offense.
Tbone: Good call.
Gman: Nope, Shaq on a reverse – recruiting promise.
Tbone: I’ve got it: Shaw under center, surveys field, calls timeout. Coming out of timeout we have a delay of game. Then a false start. /begins sobbing.
Buck: Play action to 21, then deep to Byrd. Would be money.
Gman: The HBC does like the bomb early. Anyone remember his first playcall at SC?
Tbone: Whitesides, deep.
Gman: Bingo. So its something to watch for.
Tbone: How bout we come out in standard 2 TE set, but flex Buster out wide. Seam route for 6.
Gman: Or that TE drag route he likes so much. I love that play.
Tbone: That or PA and sneak 21 out into the flat. That’s an HBC fav.
Buck: We’ll run at least one jet sweep to 3 in each half. Mark it down.
Tbone: But what about defense? How is Whammy gonna call it?
Buck: Heat. Early and Often.
Tbone: Naw, I say wait and see how we do with just the front 4.
Buck: [word omitted, roughly translates as “whimp”].
Tbone: Hey, wait! I thought we were in the nest? Are we not?
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Tbone: /clears throat /wipes eyes . . . So what else on D?
Gman: Oh, I predict at least one personal foul on DJ for a late hit.
Tbone: That’s a given. A given.
Gman: Look for Vandy to double 7, and for 98 to have a monster night.
Tbone: Man, I hope no one shows this post to the Vandy coaching staff!
Buck: Yeah, they might hurt themselves laughing.