Breaking News: TRC to Remain Free

In light of The State newspaper’s decision to “move to a membership model” (aka charge youfor what you are currently getting for free) at,The Rubber Chickens thought itwould be a good time to reassureour readers wehave no immediate plans to charge membership fees for our web content. As always, when you visit TRC you will get, absolutelyfree of charge:

– NO inside information

– NO breaking news

– NO recruitinggurus

-A bevvy of smarta** comments

– Television, movie, andmusic reviews during the off season.

-A contributor with a superfluous nipple (actually TWO superfluous nipples)

-Free candy (we’re still working on this)

Plus many, many other non-member benefits. All we ask for is your continued patronage.Or not,we’re really only doing this forour own nacissistic pleasure.

Thank you!

The Rubber Chickens Staff