Randall Cobb Really Loves Cheesy Biscuits

Defensive Coordinators around the Southeastern Conference have struggled to contain University of Kentucky WR/QB/RB/Superman Randall Cobb for a couple of years now. The answer is now apparent: the man is powerless against Red Lobster Cheesy Biscuits.

His twitter feed tells the tale. First, the Insult:

Next, the Proposed Resolution:

And finally, the Capitulation (a scantthree hours later):

League D-coordinators, take note.Cheesy Biscuits are this Superman’s kryptonite.

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6 Responses to Randall Cobb Really Loves Cheesy Biscuits

  1. phonehand says:

    BRILLIANT! What a fantastic use of twitter. I will now follow Randall Cobb

  2. The proper name is Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Otherwise, excellent post. Thank you.

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