Defensive Coordinators around the Southeastern Conference have struggled to contain University of Kentucky WR/QB/RB/Superman Randall Cobb for a couple of years now.  The answer is now apparent:  the man is powerless against Red Lobster Cheesy Biscuits.

His twitter feed tells the tale.  First, the Insult:

Next, the Proposed Resolution:

And finally, the Capitulation (a scant three hours later):

League D-coordinators, take note.  Cheesy Biscuits are this Superman’s kryptonite.